What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 10:07

Octopussy
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…